Something no-one would ever believe, ever. And, I was on TV.
Ok guys, I have to come clean with you. I've been sitting on something for a while. It's totally crazy, and I'm sure no-one would believe it. It's simply too improbable. In fact, if I told you, you'd think I was bullshitting.
Actually, on second thoughts, I just talked myself out of telling you for now. I think I'll post it, just a bit later. All I can tell you right now, is that it has something to do with Azrael from Gaijin Smash.
Also, I was on TV. I was walking over the Shibuya crossing, and I saw a knock-out blonde talking loudly. I slowed down, and surveyed the situation. There was no- one in front of her, or around her. But she kept talking, seemingly oblivious to her surroundings. Oh shit, she's crazy, I thought with a start. There was about 20 seconds left before the lights went red, and cars started coming. I was trying to figure out the best way to drag her off the road, when I noticed a tiny camera crew off in the distance, up in Mark City, filming her from behind a plate glass window. Oh, right. Hah.
So if you're watching a TV show about Japan, and you see a blonde talking from the middle of a crowded Shibuya intersection, then you see a concerned gaijin walk up, look around, look confused, look at the camera, look sheepish, and walk off, thats me.
Your actually a black man from america that teaches english to japanese school children as well ooooh I didnt see that one comin hahaha. Or maybe he's your illegitimate love child? Or you met up with Azrael and you gave him a good gaijjin smashing (dont do that hes pretty cool and then i would have less to read at work)? I dunno dude i cant make up anymore outrageous scenarios where you and Az shared something special. Oh maybe you puked on a train and he almost sat in it hahha ha ha damn you and your suspense *shakes fist angrily* (not to angrily though). Dont leave me hangin man dont leave me hangin
Posted by MCHEVA — 06 Feb 2007, 23:37
Hey, Firefly!
Thank you so much for the comment! I'm a big fan of yours, and of Jeff- ah, I mean, Azrael, too. Azrael is WHAT I SAID. Ahem. Anyway- I look forward to my time in Japan. Thank you, also, for overlooking my poor grammer in my blog. I'll make sure to check it thoroughly for errors next time. I can't wait to see what you and Az cooked up!
Sincerely,
Pandora
Posted by Pandora — 07 Feb 2007, 08:17
Looks like you're famous alredy ;) . Sue the TV station! They didn't ask you if you want to be in TV lol ;) .
Posted by Ajantis — 07 Feb 2007, 12:01
Aren't you suppose to rescue from the traffic? I guess your prince hat was left at home...
Posted by Devin — 08 Feb 2007, 09:36
MCHEVA, damn. I can't come up with anything better than that. Hahah. Update to come soon.
Pandora - Sure, I'm enjoying reading your blog. I hope you keep writing through your trip, so that you can share seeing Japan for the first time with other people.
Ajantis - It's a bit harder and more complicated to launch a law suit in Japan, but if I get some free time, that TV network is going down.
Devin - If she's smart enough to get a job as a TV presenter, hopefully she's smart enough to move when cars start coming at her. I didn't wait to see. Hope she survived. :)
Posted by firefly — 08 Feb 2007, 11:59
I would pay money to see that on tv. I love it when that stuff happens.
.... more of your story!!! (I need a break from coding every so often...)
Posted by thomas — 08 Feb 2007, 22:56